my pokemon dream team

haven't been updating as i was catching up with my pokemon. me and wanling are either true fans or true laggards. we're still into POKEMON! our hearts so true. our courage will pull us through. okay never mind.

five years ago, my dream team would comprise of these well-loved creatures:
squirtle, bulbasuar, charmander and pikachu.



however, after the discovery of so many new pokemon, i believe a review is in order.

this is my new dream team, in numerical order.

#001 bulbasaur

keeping this because it is cute.

#004 charmander

keeping this because it is cute.

#007 squirtle

keeping this because totoh will kill me if i don't.
and it is most cutest boy!

#025 pikachu

over-rated as it is, i'm keeping this because it is quite useful sometimes.
as a lightning arrester.
and it is cute.

#052 meowth

member of the notorious team rocket.
i want him because he's cute.

#094 gengar

awesome ghost pokemon.
i want one because it is powerful.
and cute.

#108 lickitung

curious monster-type that licks strange things.
i want one because it is immune to ghost pokemon.
and cute.

#132 ditto

pokemon that can transform itself into any object it desires.
i want it because it is so versatile.
and cute.

#143 snorlax

large monster-type whose main activities include eating and sleeping.
once in a while, he saves the village from thunderstorms and flooding.
i want him because he's very big.
and very cute. doesn't it look like ray?

#172 pichu

super-hyper pokemon!
i want them because they are really playful.
and really cute.

#183 marill

i want one because it swims really really fast...

watch it give totoh a swim for its money.

and fatfatmommy will kill me if i do not have one.
and it's cute.

#187 hoppip

i want one because it is cute.
pretty useless otherwise.

#194 wooper and #195 quagsire

very friendly amphibians.
wooper evolves into quagsire.
either would be fantastic.
because they are both cute.

#226 mantine

swift pokemon resembling a mantaray.
i want one because it is very powerful.
plus it is cute.

#258 mudkip

mudkip is supposed to be a mudskipper thingy.

and i met him sometime last year...

like the others, i want one because it is cute.

there you have it- my top 15!!!

yes i know they are actually not that awesome.
but who cares? they are cute.
it's all about the power that's inside...
their DNA, which makes them the cuties they are!

on another note, i'm very disturbed.

apparently, no one plays with pokemon anymore!
HOW CAN LIKE THAT?

and.
mudkip has seemingly replaced squirtle as THE cute water pokemon.
*mumble mumble* fickle fad-hunters. *mumble mumble*

HEY YOOOOOOO!!!!! HMPF!

now, now, don't be naughty...

you're still the cutest boy to me ma!

see? you so cute.
mudkip act-cute only.

right togee?


ash and pikachu agree!!!

definitely not fickle fad-hunters.
*mumble mumble*

so ta-ta for now.
i have to go catch my dream team!

at least three hundred of them. or more to see.
to be a pokemon master is my destiny...
gotta, gotta catch 'em all,
gotta catch 'em all!!!
POKEMON!